[Their parents gave them the world, when all they really needed was therapy.]

...Please. I've seen you fawn over hardware, and you've gone ahead and built your own to do way more than you'd ever need to browse the internet. You can't say that you don't like them at least a little.

And... well. There probably are a lot of people like that. There are even some on the app that don't bother to hide it.

Being pessimistic doesn't make you trash, it just makes you a realist. I don't see anything wrong with that.