scp r2 ♥ post-death pc catch-all with ichigo

[dereban]

[put me in the trashbin because honestly that's what this is for tbh

and also i have no good shitposts for this]


also cw: vague nsfw mentions in one of the threads I'M PRETTY SURE

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[bladeisme]

You're special to me.

[He says it again, looking over at her with a grin.]

I don't just kiss anyone, you know?

[dereban]

Now I know you're saying it on purpose, Ichigo.

[ She shrugs her shouders, though. ]

But I don't know about that. . . you totally went all out with Emiya in public where we could all see.

[bladeisme]

That was because that'd been building for a while.

[He lets out a sigh, scratching the back of his head.]

Back at camp, I...well, back then, I was more restrained. So...I didn't go for it. Here, though - I've had enough time to realize I should just go for things like that.

[dereban]

I mean, I figured? That's why I told him to go for it. Plus, it made for a good recording.

[bladeisme]

....You recorded it?

[He would have freaked out before, but he's just surprised, honestly.]

....Don't tell me you're using it at night to help you sleep.

[ICHIGO]

[dereban]

Yeah.

And no?! I mean, I'm using it at night, but not to help me sleep...!

[ and then she realizes what she said and clamps her mouth shut. ]

[bladeisme]

...You know that's what I was implying in the first place, right?

[INABA....

He laughs, after a second.]

I'll take it as a compliment, but don't tell Shirou. I'm pretty sure he'd die again from sheer embarrassment.

...Though. It's the first time I've ever gotten a confession like that, that's for sure.

[dereban]

[ ... Yeah he is now getting a pillow chucked into his face, her face still red. ]

Don't talk about this so smoothly, what the heck?!

[bladeisme]

I'm not the one who admitted - MMMPH!!

[PILLOW'D!

He takes it off, throwing it back.]

-that I touch myself at night to the recording of two guys kissing.

[SHIT EATING GRIN]

[dereban]

[ and of course it hits Inaba, sliding down her face ]

That's- uu... that's because I've been repressing a lot of shit, so...!!

[bladeisme]

[Isn't that a mood. Though he just chuckles a little, shrugging his shoulders.]

Alright, alright. Though if you ever need someone to keep you company at night, I wouldn't mind.

[IS THAT A JOKE? Nnnnot really, but also, he feels like she'd kick his ass if he came right out and asked.]

Anyway, I'll keep your secret to my grave. ....Er, my second grave?

[dereban]

[ ANOTHER PILLOW TO FACE. . . her face is red once again just thinking about it. ]

Don't say something like that so easily?!

[bladeisme]

[JUST

LAUGHS

and dramatically falls to her bed when he's whapped.]

Pillows, my only weakness -!

[dereban]

. . . Then perish.