scp r4 ♥ dazai catch-all

[dereban]

[ blanket cw for suicidal ideation ]

Comments

[guileturncoat]

Tsun-hime is lying~

[dereban]

Why would I lie?

[guileturncoat]

Because you're a shipper and it embarrasses you to be called out on it.

[dereban]

. . . wow. Amazing. What an intelligent deduction.

[guileturncoat]

I could have called you a degenerate instead.

[dereban]

Just because I'm in an open relationship doesn't make me a degenerate.

[guileturncoat]

That's not the part that makes you a degenerate.

[dereban]

Then spell it out for me, senpai.

1/3

[guileturncoat]

Well...

2/3

[guileturncoat]

[Oh look, there's that face again. The one he makes when he suddenly changes his mind about something for Reasons Currently Unknown.]

3/3

[guileturncoat]

[And then, right back to jovial.]

Pass~

[dereban]

What?

[ She's just baffled by that expression, even if it's just there. ]

Hey, you can't just start off like that and just say nothing! What the hell?!

[guileturncoat]

Wrong again~ I can do and say whatever I want here. It's my office.

[dereban]

That's like saying you can harass people just because it's your office, Dazai. Stop being such a child.

[guileturncoat]

Nope!

[How can he stop being a child when he pretty much is one?]

[dereban]

How am I the younger one here?

[guileturncoat]

Younger people are always trying to act older by being too serious. That's one of the first steps into adulthood: act like you're so above everything.

[dereban]

The problem is that people aren't above anything.

[guileturncoat]

You're right, they aren't.

But you're still acting needlessly serious, Inaba-san.

[dereban]

. . . who said it's unnecessary?

[guileturncoat]

I am. Because we're not in front of any cameras here, you don't have to be Ms. 'serious and going to be the mom of the group' in this room.

[dereban]

You say that as if I would ever let up around you even if there weren't cameras.

1/2

[guileturncoat]

[guileturncoat]

I suppose that's true. It wouldn't be good for you to let up around me.

1 / 2

[dereban]

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