scp r4 ♥ dazai catch-all

[dereban]

[ blanket cw for suicidal ideation ]

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[guileturncoat]

...okay I can't actually be mad at you for that one, because I want to too.

[dereban]

Wait.

You can't even do it. It's impossible for you. That means I got an edge up on you on that.

[guileturncoat]

I knowwww, it sucks! I'll never be able to see if that fur is soft or not!

[dereban]

[ you know what


she's gonna reach out and pat his head pitifully ]

There, there. I heard it's soft, though.

[guileturncoat]

[Something interesting to note here: Dazai's hair is slightly dry and rough. Not so much so that you can tell at a glance, but touching it will give that fact away.]

Inaba-san.

[He sounds very serious here.]

You must pet the tiger and tell me if it's soft.

[dereban]

I will, but--

[...]

Have you not been shampooing?

[guileturncoat]

...eh? What do you mean?

[dereban]

Your hair felt weird.

[guileturncoat]

...maybe it's because I haven't bathed in a few days?

[dereban]

Take a goddamn bath, Dazai, you fucking moroooon!!

[guileturncoat]

Fine, fine! Get out and I'll go bathe!

[dereban]

No, because you're a liar and I just played along with you for a second just for that.

[guileturncoat]

[SCOWLING NOW]

I should get you back for that.

[dereban]

And how exactly are you going to do that, Dazai?

[ challenge accepted ]

[guileturncoat]

I could pick you up and throw you in the pool.

[dereban]

Okay, then do it.