scp r4 ♥ dazai catch-all

[dereban]

[ blanket cw for suicidal ideation ]

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[guileturncoat]

Fine by me.

[La de da, after some RNG these are what they get:

Inaba: Ace of clubs, ace of hearts, joker, queen of hearts, king of clubs

Dazai: queen of diamonds, jack of diamonds, king of hearts, ace of spades, queen of spades]

...so do we trade back cards if we want? Or is it just luck of the draw?

[dereban]

You can trade back cards once. Whatever you get then is what you're stuck with.

[guileturncoat]

Fair enough.

[He holds onto the queen and jack, and gets....three more jacks. Wow.

He tries to keep his surprise down as he waits to see what Inaba does.]

[dereban]

[ Inaba is gonna swap two cards (the non-Aces/Joker) so what does she get?

She is also not making much of an expression, her poker face serious. ]

[guileturncoat]

[Hilariously, she gets another king and queen.]

So, reveal on 3?

[dereban]

[ thanks RNG

But she nods, counting to three and revealing her hand ]

One, two, three--

[guileturncoat]

[Boom, four jacks.]

[dereban]

[ welp ]

. . . Do your worst, I guess.

[guileturncoat]

Provided you survive to Monday, you have to join me in the maid outfit wearing.

And you have to wear the one I provide, so we can match.

[dereban]

A part of me should be really worried that you'll get me something lewd. . . but if I'm going down with you, fine.

[guileturncoat]

We both have to match, so it won't be lewd. Because if it were, I would have to be lewd too.

[dereban]

You can cheat with bandages?!

[ but she sighs in relief ]

Well, at least it wouldn't be the first time that people have seen me in a maid outfit. . . Although I guess Atsushi is totally dead on Monday.

[guileturncoat]

You think I'm not going to include bandages for you?

[dereban]

. . . That's ruining the whole maid aesthetic!

[guileturncoat]

No it's not, you just have to get creative!

[dereban]

. . .Ugh. I get to choose where, then.

[guileturncoat]

Fine, fine. I'll have it ready for you Monday morning, and there will be some bandages you can apply creatively.