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[dereban]

[ blanket cw for suicidal ideation ]

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[dereban]

[ frowns and sighs as she walks over to where he is on the ground, crouches and just pets his hair. ]

Guess it's going to change every chance I get, then. Sorry, I can't say I'm good with names or even nicknames-- that's more Cinque's thing. Your face was super red though.

[ She can't help but poke the side of his cheek, amused. ]

I really like seeing this side of you, you know.

[guileturncoat]

Atsushi-kun calls me Kai, you could use that.

[he is absolutely red, though, and he grumps about the cheek-poke.]

I don't see why, it's a stupid look for me. It's not cool at all.

[dereban]

Kai, huh? That's not a bad name. . .

[ She'll stop poking him, but she absolutely is giving him more headpats. ]

I don't think it's stupid. But then again, I don't necessarily have good taste, either. And why do you have to act cool all the time, anyway? Even more so, it's just me, you know.

[guileturncoat]

[Nooo, not the headpats!]

It seems like a lot of people have garbage taste around here.

And I have to act cool because he's cool. But I guess I can act less in here.

[dereban]

I don't know what you expected from any of us.

Also, you're an idiot. He's not that cool, you know. And I don't... want you to put up an act in here for me, when there aren't any cameras around. I don't want you to have to pretend to be anybody else besides yourself in front of me.

Please.

[guileturncoat]

[He's flopping down on the ground now. He's down here, he might as well be lazy.]

I think you're underestimating how much of a nerd I am. It's like, really bad. And not in the 'says they're a nerd but they're still kinda cool' Hollywood-way.

[dereban]

You know I'm just as much of a nerd as you are, right? I literally built my computer from the ground up. I had a phase in middle school where I had an obsession with trivia.

Hell, the guy I like back home is a prowrestling otaku. I think you're fine.

suddenly NSFW talk because this loser

[guileturncoat]

Yeah, but that stuff is all cool! Computers are really awesome, and trivia is handy to know in a situation like this.

[This next part is muttered under his breath too, clearly meant to be a comment to himself.]

And I bet he wouldn't blow his load in less than a minute either.

[dereban]

Really? I've never thought of it like that. . . I always saw my knowledge of trivia as cringey.

[ But she knows that it's useful. ]

Also I don't know. He might? Or any of the others might. I. . . actually wouldn't know. But I don't think I'd be mad about that. Besides, I feel like that's just something that you need to get used to?

[...]

You. You are talking about yourself, right? You totally did something sexual with someone recently, didn't you?

[guileturncoat]

Why would it be cringey? I think it's cool.

[But he is also a NERD and exactly the kind of person who would like trivia.

And look at him, starting to sweat a little bit at the last bit of what Inaba had said.]

Ahaha, I have no idea what you're talking about.

[dereban]

. . . Really?

[ She doesn't want to have hope, because she knows where that leads her. ]

But your bandages are pretty high up, not to mention that you seem to be a terrible liar when it comes to this sort of thing.

Maybe you should have impersonated Atsushi instead.

[guileturncoat]

I don't think I could dye my hair that color.

[And his hand reflexively goes up to his neck to cover it. Whoops. That sure is a tell right there.]

[dereban]

Cosplay materials are your best friend.

[ just gonna reach up to his neck now ]

You really did, didn't you?