scp r4 ♥ dazai catch-all

[dereban]

[ blanket cw for suicidal ideation ]

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[guileturncoat]

Hey!

[Well now he's going to flick her forehead back!]

[dereban]

[ well

she's going to attempt to dodge that because she saw that coming. ]

. . . At least now you're acting more like yourself.

[guileturncoat]

[Now for the 2X poke combo!]

You haven't even seen my final form yet.

[dereban]

[ okay that gets her and it's enough to visibly jump ]

Don't poke me--

[ oh my god ]

And you say that as if your 'final form' is a bad thing?!

[guileturncoat]

Oh, my final form is horrible. I'm the prank master who will have you screaming because you got so pranked you can't even handle it!

[That isn't even intended to be innuendo. He's just a goddamn nerd.]

[dereban]

Noooooo— where am I supposed to find someone to save me from the prank master boss?!

[ why are they like this ]

[guileturncoat]

Too late! You're trapped forever!

[And now he's going to attempt to tickle her, as more revenge for face-punching.]

[dereban]

No, no, stoooooop--

[ she's very ticklish as he might find because she is absolutely laughing ]

I can't take it!!