scp r4 ♥ dazai catch-all

[dereban]

[ blanket cw for suicidal ideation ]

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[guileturncoat]

I don't think it can answer. I tried a few times. It didn't say anything back but it listened to requests.

[dereban]

If it can leave requests, can't it leave messages in other ways that aren't verbal?

[ a sigh ]

Not that it matters. By the way, did the house provide those books or is that your personal collection?

[guileturncoat]

Neither! The prinnies brought them in. Look at this-

[He's going to go to a shelf and grab an actual copy of No Longer Human off of it.]

Apparently the 'me' of this world wrote this one! Can you believe that? I share a name with an author~

[dereban]

Huh.

[ Now she's a little curious. ] Well, almost everyone from your series is an author. . . it's the same in my world.

[guileturncoat]

So I could read Odasaku's book?!

[Oh, look who's excited now.]

Is Ango a writer too? I bet he wrote long diatribes about boring topics with that thoroughness he has about everything he does.

[dereban]

[ OH NO.........


she has regrets ]

I mean, the three of you were known as buraiha for a reason, I guess. But yeah, he has an essay called Darakuron which speaks about bushido during the war-- ah, World War II, to be specific.

[guileturncoat]

Buraiha...I wondered why that was always a tag on pictures of the three of us.

[That's one mystery solved.]

[dereban]

. . .Oh, yeah. You wouldn't know about it. But it's definitely a real thing.

[ Don't tell him it's also a ship name, don't tell him- ]

[guileturncoat]

That's the name of the ship for the three of us too, isn't it?

[Too late]

[dereban]

Nnnnnno. . .?

[guileturncoat]

Tsun-hime is lying~

[dereban]

Why would I lie?

[guileturncoat]

Because you're a shipper and it embarrasses you to be called out on it.

[dereban]

. . . wow. Amazing. What an intelligent deduction.

[guileturncoat]

I could have called you a degenerate instead.

[dereban]

Just because I'm in an open relationship doesn't make me a degenerate.

[guileturncoat]

That's not the part that makes you a degenerate.

[dereban]

Then spell it out for me, senpai.

1/3

[guileturncoat]

Well...

2/3

[guileturncoat]

[Oh look, there's that face again. The one he makes when he suddenly changes his mind about something for Reasons Currently Unknown.]

3/3

[guileturncoat]

[And then, right back to jovial.]

Pass~

[dereban]

What?

[ She's just baffled by that expression, even if it's just there. ]

Hey, you can't just start off like that and just say nothing! What the hell?!

[guileturncoat]

Wrong again~ I can do and say whatever I want here. It's my office.

[dereban]

That's like saying you can harass people just because it's your office, Dazai. Stop being such a child.

[guileturncoat]

Nope!

[How can he stop being a child when he pretty much is one?]