You say that, but you still keep making poor life choices that are easy to bully. Next you're going to tell me that you want to pet Atsushi-kun in tiger form.
[Something interesting to note here: Dazai's hair is slightly dry and rough. Not so much so that you can tell at a glance, but touching it will give that fact away.]
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[ shrug ] Besides, I had a crush on my murderer. Your point doesn't really apply to me.
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You can't even do it. It's impossible for you. That means I got an edge up on you on that.
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she's gonna reach out and pat his head pitifully ]
There, there. I heard it's soft, though.
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Inaba-san.
[He sounds very serious here.]
You must pet the tiger and tell me if it's soft.
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[...]
Have you not been shampooing?
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