dereban | scp r4 ♥ dazai catch-all

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scp r4 ♥ dazai catch-all

[ blanket cw for suicidal ideation ]

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Let's up the ante then a little, since it's the tiebreaker. Whoever loses has to do whatever the other person wants but— it has to be more embarrassing than the last two requests.

Is that okay?

Also. . . do you have a deck of cards? Playing cards, specifically.

More embarrassing, got it.

[And when he gets up off the ground, he'll go grab a deck of cards from his desk drawer.]

Have you ever heard of 17 Poker?

That's just poker with the face cards, right?

Jacks, Queens, Kings, Aces and a single Joker, yeah. Joker counts as a wildcard.

[He will work at separating the cards.]

One standard hand of poker with them, winner takes all?

Exactly.

Both players get the chance to shuffle the deck to make it fair.

Alright.

[SHUFFLE SHUFFLE SHUFFLE he is actually pretty good at shuffling. Now it's Inaba's turn to shuffle.]

[ everyday i'm shuffling--

Although Inaba is definitely going to take the cards from him and shuffle; she probably isn't as skilled as he is, but she's good enough at it.

After she's done: ]

Is dealing out the other player's hand alright with you?

Fine by me.

[La de da, after some RNG these are what they get:

Inaba: Ace of clubs, ace of hearts, joker, queen of hearts, king of clubs

Dazai: queen of diamonds, jack of diamonds, king of hearts, ace of spades, queen of spades]

...so do we trade back cards if we want? Or is it just luck of the draw?

You can trade back cards once. Whatever you get then is what you're stuck with.

Fair enough.

[He holds onto the queen and jack, and gets....three more jacks. Wow.

He tries to keep his surprise down as he waits to see what Inaba does.]

[ Inaba is gonna swap two cards (the non-Aces/Joker) so what does she get?

She is also not making much of an expression, her poker face serious. ]

[Hilariously, she gets another king and queen.]

So, reveal on 3?

[ thanks RNG

But she nods, counting to three and revealing her hand ]

One, two, three--

[Boom, four jacks.]

[ welp ]

. . . Do your worst, I guess.

Provided you survive to Monday, you have to join me in the maid outfit wearing.

And you have to wear the one I provide, so we can match.

A part of me should be really worried that you'll get me something lewd. . . but if I'm going down with you, fine.

We both have to match, so it won't be lewd. Because if it were, I would have to be lewd too.

You can cheat with bandages?!

[ but she sighs in relief ]

Well, at least it wouldn't be the first time that people have seen me in a maid outfit. . . Although I guess Atsushi is totally dead on Monday.

You think I'm not going to include bandages for you?

. . . That's ruining the whole maid aesthetic!

No it's not, you just have to get creative!

. . .Ugh. I get to choose where, then.

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