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[dereban]

[ blanket cw for suicidal ideation ]

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[guileturncoat]

I don't hit you when you're acting stupid!

[dereban]

That's because you're soft.

[guileturncoat]

What- what does that have to do with anything? And I'm not soft!

[dereban]

It's the reason why you don't hit me. Besides, I don't act stupid that often.

[ shrugs ]

And. . . yes, you're totally soft. You're softer than I am.

[guileturncoat]

It's not about being soft! I can punch people just fine! But not you, because you haven't done anything worth being punched over!

[...she literally just broke his nose...]

[dereban]

. . . do you. . . only punch people that have done terrible things?

[guileturncoat]

Punches that are meant to hurt, yeah. I mean, I punch my friends too, but it's like-

[He reaches out with a loose fist and gently taps Inaba's shoulder. It's like how guys greet each other sometimes.]

[dereban]

I do it when Taichi is doing something stupid.

[ that isn't a joke.

she has literally smacked her future boyfriend when he needed one. ]

Sometimes you need something like that as a push forward. Or. . . as a reminder. I didn't mean for it to hit that hard, though.

[ like she didn't expect his nose to break, oh my god. ]

But you definitely need it.

[guileturncoat]

Well maybe instead of punching someone, try something different next time. Like this-

[He's totally going to flick her forehead if she doesn't duck away from it.]

Stuuuupid!

[dereban]

[ well, she totally deserved that. . . and actually frowns a bit, rubbing her forehead a bit.

and it's only then that she finds herself laughing. ]

Pfft. Ahahaha, I can't believe you, god, what the hell? I have to be told to do something like that when I've done that in the past already?

[ it feels nostalgic.

like so long ago. maybe it's because of that she finds herself crying between her laughter. ]

[guileturncoat]

Sometimes people need reminders.

[And that's all he'll say on it.

...he's gonna have to go change his shirt, though.]

[dereban]

You're not the first person to say that.

[ JUST LET HER WIPE HER TEARS before she's called out on it ]

[guileturncoat]

Then I guess you need a lot of reminders.

[Sorry she's so getting called out.]

[dereban]

. . . That's not true! I don't- I don't need to be reminded of anything!

[ says

the girl who literally told someone in a conversation in public that she wanted those reminders from someone. ]

And especially not from you!!

[guileturncoat]

Well it's too bad, you're getting them from me.

[dereban]

Well, stop it!

[ NOW HE'S GETTING THE FOREHEAD FLICK ]

[guileturncoat]

Hey!

[Well now he's going to flick her forehead back!]

[dereban]

[ well

she's going to attempt to dodge that because she saw that coming. ]

. . . At least now you're acting more like yourself.

[guileturncoat]

[Now for the 2X poke combo!]

You haven't even seen my final form yet.

[dereban]

[ okay that gets her and it's enough to visibly jump ]

Don't poke me--

[ oh my god ]

And you say that as if your 'final form' is a bad thing?!

[guileturncoat]

Oh, my final form is horrible. I'm the prank master who will have you screaming because you got so pranked you can't even handle it!

[That isn't even intended to be innuendo. He's just a goddamn nerd.]

[dereban]

Noooooo— where am I supposed to find someone to save me from the prank master boss?!

[ why are they like this ]

[guileturncoat]

Too late! You're trapped forever!

[And now he's going to attempt to tickle her, as more revenge for face-punching.]

[dereban]

No, no, stoooooop--

[ she's very ticklish as he might find because she is absolutely laughing ]

I can't take it!!