Sometime in the evening, Marisa sends her a PM over the group chat. ]
Hey, Inaba. Got a favor to ask of you. There's a position that opened up last month, for teaching new agents how to handle flying, and I'm looking to sign up for it, but the deadline already passed. You think you can pull some strings and get me in as a last-minute signup?
[ With Inaba's paperwork clearance level, she will indeed be able to get Marisa in as a last-minute signup for an "infantry flying instructor."
The problem is that by "last minute" she means "the people who sign up for this are leaving in two days to go to the middle of Siberia.
It's always been my dream to go camping in subzero temperatures. Lose a few fingers, go to sleep not sure if you'll get eaten by wolves or not, you know.
[ there's a pause after this response, long enough that Inaba might think she's being serious...? there's no clarification
but no, she's just shitposting again ]
It'll take me to where my boyfriend's being stationed, right now. It's a rotating thing, so I'll be back, but I'll get to see him for a while. He's been off on this stupid mission in the Siberian wilderness for like, six months.
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forward-dated to September 1st
Sometime in the evening, Marisa sends her a PM over the group chat. ]
Hey, Inaba. Got a favor to ask of you. There's a position that opened up last month, for teaching new agents how to handle flying, and I'm looking to sign up for it, but the deadline already passed. You think you can pull some strings and get me in as a last-minute signup?
[ With Inaba's paperwork clearance level, she will indeed be able to get Marisa in as a last-minute signup for an "infantry flying instructor."
The problem is that by "last minute" she means "the people who sign up for this are leaving in two days to go to the middle of Siberia.
Hm. ]
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But why do you want this position anyway?
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[ there's a pause after this response, long enough that Inaba might think she's being serious...? there's no clarification
but no, she's just shitposting again ]
It'll take me to where my boyfriend's being stationed, right now. It's a rotating thing, so I'll be back, but I'll get to see him for a while. He's been off on this stupid mission in the Siberian wilderness for like, six months.
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SQUINTS..........
why are you like this, Marisa. ]
Oh.
Then yeah, that's even more of a good reason to do exactly that.
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Getting away from Nine and his nonstop sex with his boyfriends, and all of you guys who couldn't keep it in your pants on TV!
[ she's calling out all of R4 ]
So, you know, I'm gonna go be with mine before I lose my goddamn mind. The plane takes off for Novosibirsk in two days. I'm out of here, ze.
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[ She's honestly glad a lot of her flirting was away from the cameras and mics. ]
But hopefully you have fun regardless.
im so fucking sorry for her
[ only then can one get away from R4's horny....going into a forest and cutting off all contact.... ]
Thanks (for that plus the paperwork), I'm gonna go get railed like the world is ending (☞❛ᴗ❛)☞
are you really, also labels this as nsfw