scp r4 ♥ dazai catch-all

[dereban]

[ blanket cw for suicidal ideation ]

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[guileturncoat]

Because I'm a terrible person to have a crush on. I woo girls and then leave them crying the morning after. Definitely not a fate for a young woman such as yourself.

[dereban]

. . . So basically what you're telling me.

Is that it's okay for a guy to have a crush on you.

[guileturncoat]

That is not what I am saying at all.

[dereban]

You only mentioned wooing girls, though.

[ shrug ] Besides, I had a crush on my murderer. Your point doesn't really apply to me.

[guileturncoat]

...wow, you have terrible taste.

[dereban]

Look, he was possessed, okay?!

[guileturncoat]

And yet you still had a crush on him.

[dereban]

He was a nice person.

[guileturncoat]

Just to make sure I have this clear, he was a nice person who got possessed and murdered you.

[dereban]

Yes?

[guileturncoat]

[He's just. Making a face.]

[dereban]

You literally can't judge me for my shit taste, you manchild!

[guileturncoat]

I'm judging you right now.

[dereban]

I didn't ask for this bullying?!

[guileturncoat]

You say that, but you still keep making poor life choices that are easy to bully. Next you're going to tell me that you want to pet Atsushi-kun in tiger form.

[dereban]

I do. So?

[guileturncoat]

...okay I can't actually be mad at you for that one, because I want to too.

[dereban]

Wait.

You can't even do it. It's impossible for you. That means I got an edge up on you on that.

[guileturncoat]

I knowwww, it sucks! I'll never be able to see if that fur is soft or not!

[dereban]

[ you know what


she's gonna reach out and pat his head pitifully ]

There, there. I heard it's soft, though.

[guileturncoat]

[Something interesting to note here: Dazai's hair is slightly dry and rough. Not so much so that you can tell at a glance, but touching it will give that fact away.]

Inaba-san.

[He sounds very serious here.]

You must pet the tiger and tell me if it's soft.

[dereban]

I will, but--

[...]

Have you not been shampooing?

[guileturncoat]

...eh? What do you mean?

[dereban]

Your hair felt weird.

[guileturncoat]

...maybe it's because I haven't bathed in a few days?