scp r4 ♥ dazai catch-all

[dereban]

[ blanket cw for suicidal ideation ]

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[dereban]

Pffft-- oh my god, nice. First try, new world record, put this time on the speedrun leaderboards.

[guileturncoat]

I'll get you back for that when I can actually move.

[Since he's. Laying on the floor now.]

[dereban]

You'll just have to beat me in another game, hmm?

[guileturncoat]

I will.

...though I guess you win this round. What do you want me to do?

[dereban]

That's a good question.

Let's see. . . do you have any embarrassing clothes in your closet?

[guileturncoat]

Probably. The prinnies added a lot of things I don't wear.

[dereban]

If nothing happens to you. . . for the entirety of Monday while you're in here, you have to wear a maid outfit.

[guileturncoat]

...

Is there a specific maid outfit you mean, or can I pick one as long as it's a maid outfit?

[dereban]

Not really. As long as it's a maid outfit, it's fine.

[guileturncoat]

Fine, you get Maidazai on Monday.

[dereban]

Good.

So, you said you wanted to get back at me, right? Up for one more game?

[guileturncoat]

[He sits up now.]

We might as well have a tiebreaker.

[dereban]

Let's up the ante then a little, since it's the tiebreaker. Whoever loses has to do whatever the other person wants but— it has to be more embarrassing than the last two requests.

Is that okay?

Also. . . do you have a deck of cards? Playing cards, specifically.

[guileturncoat]

More embarrassing, got it.

[And when he gets up off the ground, he'll go grab a deck of cards from his desk drawer.]

[dereban]

Have you ever heard of 17 Poker?

[guileturncoat]

That's just poker with the face cards, right?

[dereban]

Jacks, Queens, Kings, Aces and a single Joker, yeah. Joker counts as a wildcard.

[guileturncoat]

[He will work at separating the cards.]

One standard hand of poker with them, winner takes all?

[dereban]

Exactly.

Both players get the chance to shuffle the deck to make it fair.

[guileturncoat]

Alright.

[SHUFFLE SHUFFLE SHUFFLE he is actually pretty good at shuffling. Now it's Inaba's turn to shuffle.]

[dereban]

[ everyday i'm shuffling--

Although Inaba is definitely going to take the cards from him and shuffle; she probably isn't as skilled as he is, but she's good enough at it.

After she's done: ]

Is dealing out the other player's hand alright with you?

[guileturncoat]

Fine by me.

[La de da, after some RNG these are what they get:

Inaba: Ace of clubs, ace of hearts, joker, queen of hearts, king of clubs

Dazai: queen of diamonds, jack of diamonds, king of hearts, ace of spades, queen of spades]

...so do we trade back cards if we want? Or is it just luck of the draw?

[dereban]

You can trade back cards once. Whatever you get then is what you're stuck with.

[guileturncoat]

Fair enough.

[He holds onto the queen and jack, and gets....three more jacks. Wow.

He tries to keep his surprise down as he waits to see what Inaba does.]

[dereban]

[ Inaba is gonna swap two cards (the non-Aces/Joker) so what does she get?

She is also not making much of an expression, her poker face serious. ]