scp r4 ♥ dazai catch-all

[dereban]

[ blanket cw for suicidal ideation ]

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[guileturncoat]

[WELP

He sure is yanked up.]

I-Inaba?!

[dereban]

[ you know what, she's kind of glad for the honorifics but at the same time she's frowning at him. ]

What the hell do you think you're doing, hah?

[ she knows that this place might be safe or close to it but she's still playing it a bit cautious. ]

[guileturncoat]

I'm wrapping up my hands after they got electrocuted?

[That is technically a correct answer here.]

[dereban]

[ she sighs ]

You need to make sure to put an ice pack on them for ten to twenty minutes with a thin cloth between the ice and your skin.

[ yes, hello, you're dealing with the person who knows first aid! she studied it after everything that happened at the Hotel, after all.

and uh.

electrocution and stun gun stuff is... something she studied a lot on. ]

A warm water bottle also works for sore muscles.

[. . .]

But that's not the point. How are you so calm after all that? Is it because. . .

[ nothing could be worse than what happened on Saturday? ]

[guileturncoat]

Ahh, right, I should have asked for first aid advice.

[He's already moving to get one of those quick-freeze packs out of the first aid kit. If he can reach it while she's still grabbing him, that is.]

I'm calm because I have to be.

[dereban]

[ she is letting go of him, actually!

because she knows that he's injured.

but.


but.

she is decking him in the face. SORRY. ]

[guileturncoat]

[Yyyyep he sure is getting decked. Also Inaba's hand is going to come back bloody, because that sure is a broken nose.]

[dereban]

[ welp!

it's probably fine. she's wearing atsushi's gloves. she'll... apologize to him later. ]

You fucking idiot! Are you stupid? I'll tell you as many times as I have to in order to get it through your thick. Fucking. Skull. "Because you have to be"?! And humming that tune while you're at it--

[ she actually doesn't know the significance of it or that the lyrics are kind of.

bad.

but. ]

-- don't you remember what I told you, you stupid, stupid idiot?

[guileturncoat]

I don't remember shit right now because my nose!

[Yeah he's in a lot of pain and his nose is dripping blood now. Whoops. He's trying to touch it tenderly and nudge it back into place with his magic without making it too obvious what he's trying to do. That should be a camera deadzone but who fukken knows anymore.]

[dereban]

Well, you deserved that!

[ just frowning but at least she's not hitting him anymore even though she is still frowning at him. but at least she isn't being violent at him anymore. ]

[guileturncoat]

[The damage is already done though. Dazai would probably hit back, but luckily Doezai isn't quite as quick to hit someone.]

I'm not talking to you anymore until you apologize for breaking my nose. And you have to mean it!

[dereban]

I'm sorry for breaking your nose but I'm not sorry for hitting you because you've been acting stupid and deserved that!

[ she's genuine about all of that at least ]

[guileturncoat]

I don't hit you when you're acting stupid!

[dereban]

That's because you're soft.

[guileturncoat]

What- what does that have to do with anything? And I'm not soft!

[dereban]

It's the reason why you don't hit me. Besides, I don't act stupid that often.

[ shrugs ]

And. . . yes, you're totally soft. You're softer than I am.

[guileturncoat]

It's not about being soft! I can punch people just fine! But not you, because you haven't done anything worth being punched over!

[...she literally just broke his nose...]

[dereban]

. . . do you. . . only punch people that have done terrible things?

[guileturncoat]

Punches that are meant to hurt, yeah. I mean, I punch my friends too, but it's like-

[He reaches out with a loose fist and gently taps Inaba's shoulder. It's like how guys greet each other sometimes.]

[dereban]

I do it when Taichi is doing something stupid.

[ that isn't a joke.

she has literally smacked her future boyfriend when he needed one. ]

Sometimes you need something like that as a push forward. Or. . . as a reminder. I didn't mean for it to hit that hard, though.

[ like she didn't expect his nose to break, oh my god. ]

But you definitely need it.

[guileturncoat]

Well maybe instead of punching someone, try something different next time. Like this-

[He's totally going to flick her forehead if she doesn't duck away from it.]

Stuuuupid!

[dereban]

[ well, she totally deserved that. . . and actually frowns a bit, rubbing her forehead a bit.

and it's only then that she finds herself laughing. ]

Pfft. Ahahaha, I can't believe you, god, what the hell? I have to be told to do something like that when I've done that in the past already?

[ it feels nostalgic.

like so long ago. maybe it's because of that she finds herself crying between her laughter. ]

[guileturncoat]

Sometimes people need reminders.

[And that's all he'll say on it.

...he's gonna have to go change his shirt, though.]

[dereban]

You're not the first person to say that.

[ JUST LET HER WIPE HER TEARS before she's called out on it ]

[guileturncoat]

Then I guess you need a lot of reminders.

[Sorry she's so getting called out.]