scp r4 ♥ dazai catch-all

[dereban]

[ blanket cw for suicidal ideation ]

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[guileturncoat]

How dare you insult my evil villain skills!

[dereban]

Because you're not the evil villain here! Not even close!!

[guileturncoat]

Hmm...I guess you're right, I'm more like a mid-boss or something.

[dereban]

Mid-boss, huh. I honestly don't want to fight you, though.

[guileturncoat]

But you have to beat the mid-boss to get to the final boss!

[dereban]

You can beat a boss without fighting them. Because this isn't an RPG, it's real life.

[guileturncoat]

Or is it just fantasy?

[Derailing with Queen is a go. ]

[dereban]

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

[ Yes, she is singing that line. Yes, she has a decent singing voice. ]

[guileturncoat]

[Yeah uh.

They can just get that singing part right out of here.

Inaba might notice that Dazai's singing voice doesn't sound quite the same as Miyano's, though. It's close, but not exactly right. Maybe the fact that Dazai doesn't usually sing has something to do with it?]

[dereban]

[ she snorts after it's over ]

You're a fucking nerd.

[guileturncoat]

You're one to talk, you sang too!

[But look how happy this dumb boy is.]

[dereban]

S- Shut up!!

[ Seeing him smile like that is honestly weird?

It makes her feel confused and she doesn't know how to deal with it. ]

[guileturncoat]

[Oh nooo that blush is cute on her. He's going to grin and prod at her cheek.]

Careful now! I'm not interested in taking Atsushi-kun's girlfriend, but my charm can affect anyone~

[dereban]

[ SCREAMS ]

I'm not-?!

You're not charming at all! Not! At! All!

[guileturncoat]

Then why are you blushing?

[dereban]

Because you're being embarrassing!

[guileturncoat]

I think Ina-bun just has a cruuuuush~

[POKE POKE POKE]

[dereban]

[ She's going to try and collect herself before: ]

No. Absolutely not in a million fucking years. Stop teasing.

[guileturncoat]

[Teasing tone = immediately dropped.]

Well good. Because you should like someone who isn't garbage.

[dereban]

I'm not going to say that I have good taste because my taste is garbage, but-- why do you say that?

[guileturncoat]

Because I'm a terrible person to have a crush on. I woo girls and then leave them crying the morning after. Definitely not a fate for a young woman such as yourself.

[dereban]

. . . So basically what you're telling me.

Is that it's okay for a guy to have a crush on you.

[guileturncoat]

That is not what I am saying at all.

[dereban]

You only mentioned wooing girls, though.

[ shrug ] Besides, I had a crush on my murderer. Your point doesn't really apply to me.

[guileturncoat]

...wow, you have terrible taste.