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[dereban]

[ blanket cw for suicidal ideation ]

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no judgement here

[guileturncoat]

Sure was! Do you really think any girl would date a disaster like me?

[x] doubt

[dereban]

. . . Yes?

[ Well, that and she thought that it wouldn't be the obvious choice. ]

Anyway, you won the bet.

[guileturncoat]

Oh, so I get to make you do something, hmm~?

[dereban]

[ welp


this is how she dies ]

As long as it's something I can reasonably do, yes.

[guileturncoat]

[Give him a few moments, he'll be right back.

He comes back with a PSP and a copy of Spyro: Year of the Dragon.]

Beat this game and tell me what you think about it.

[dereban]

. . . Oh, it's this game.

It never got a Japanese release, so I had to import it when it first came out. There was even a run of this game at various GDQs.

[guileturncoat]

You've already played it?

[He sounds disappointed, but hey! That means they can nerd about video games.]

[dereban]

Not on PSP, but the original Playstation release, yeah. I'll play it if you want me to, but you can give me something else to do instead.

[guileturncoat]

...actually you should still play it. The disc registers as a cracked game and it makes for some interesting errors. I wonder if you'll have the patience to play through it.

[dereban]

So there would probably be a lot of glitches in it, huh. I guess I can compare it to the original game. . .

[ A bit of a melodramatic sigh, there. ]

I'd say we should play another game, but if the stakes are going to be this easy, I don't know if I want to.

[guileturncoat]

We could still play another game. Maybe you'll win and get to boss me around instead.

[dereban]

Hmm.

Tempting. Did you have any games in mind?

[guileturncoat]

Russian roulette with hot pepper chocolate?

[dereban]

You actually have hot pepper chocolate.

[guileturncoat]

[He goes over to his desk and pulls out a little box containing six pieces of chocolate.]

I was going to use it to tease Atsushi-kun, but this is a worthy use of it as well. I can always get more too.

[dereban]

. . . You know he'd eat almost anything, right?

[ But okay, sure. ]

I went first last time, so you can go first this time.

[guileturncoat]

Right. Get the pepper chocolate, and you lose.

[Which is ironic of him to say, because he picks one up at random and starts coughing and wheezing after a couple seconds of chewing. Guess who got the pepper-chocolate on the first go.]

[dereban]

Pffft-- oh my god, nice. First try, new world record, put this time on the speedrun leaderboards.

[guileturncoat]

I'll get you back for that when I can actually move.

[Since he's. Laying on the floor now.]

[dereban]

You'll just have to beat me in another game, hmm?

[guileturncoat]

I will.

...though I guess you win this round. What do you want me to do?

[dereban]

That's a good question.

Let's see. . . do you have any embarrassing clothes in your closet?

[guileturncoat]

Probably. The prinnies added a lot of things I don't wear.

[dereban]

If nothing happens to you. . . for the entirety of Monday while you're in here, you have to wear a maid outfit.

[guileturncoat]

...

Is there a specific maid outfit you mean, or can I pick one as long as it's a maid outfit?