scp r4 ♥ dazai catch-all

[dereban]

[ blanket cw for suicidal ideation ]

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[dereban]

[ screeches ]

No! Absolutely not! No way!

[guileturncoat]

Oh, that's a shame. I was going to invite you to the makeout party tonight. But if you're not interested, then that's alright.

[He is 100% teasing here, there is no makeout party planned for Saturday night.]

[dereban]

Please don't make fun of me, I know you probably wouldn't kiss me even if I dared you to do it.

[guileturncoat]

[He just.

Gestures for her to come closer.]

[dereban]

...?

[ She's a little wary, but sure, she'll get a little closer to him. ]

[guileturncoat]

[He's totally giving her a kiss.

It's just on the cheek, but details.]

[dereban]

I bet you just did that to prove that you could.

[guileturncoat]

I could kiss you ten times and you would say the same thing.

[dereban]

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were actually a bad kisser, then.

[guileturncoat]

[Okay, that's just an insult to his kissing abilities.

He's going to reach out to hold her in place, with both of his hands on her jawline.]

[dereban]

[ eat shit doezai

Mostly because she was absolutely goading him on, for this specifically. Although she does freeze a bit when he does exactly that, and it's actually pretty nice in a lot of ways, enough to make her cheeks color as she just waits for it, although a part of her wonders if he'll actually tease her and back off in the end. ]

[guileturncoat]

[Well, she's about to get her answer.

First he kisses her other cheek, then her temples, and then right above each of her eyebrows. Then her forehead, then both of her eyelids. Finally, the very tip of her nose. All in feather-light kisses.

He stays put for a moment, like he's about to go in for one more, right on her lips.]

That's ten.

[But instead he just smiles and pulls away.]

[dereban]

[ He's teasing her, she thinks.

But she can't help but enjoy it because it's different and a part of her finds herself blissfully enjoying the entirety of it all and when he pulls away from her?

Yeah, she's not having any of that today.

Because she doesn't care, she doesn't want to leave things like that, not when he was so close. Which might be the reason why she keeps herself close to him and reaches her hand out to grab him by the tie so she can tug him back down so she can capture his lips.

She's doing this now or never ]

[guileturncoat]

[Ah, one of the downsides to having a tie: it's easy to get caught by them.

Which means that yes, he's getting caught in that kiss. And in contrast to his previous suave moments, he's now freezing in place as his brain shuts down.

He didn't mean it like this how did it end up like this]

[dereban]

[ Get fucking wrecked, especially since Inaba actually has a ton of experience kissing other guys and there's just a little bit of desperation there for a few lingering seconds before she pulls away from him, cheeks flush but there's a sneaky grin on her lips. ]

Now I'm satisfied. Thank you.

[guileturncoat]

[For a few seconds there, Dazai looks like a fish gasping for water. When he finally finds his words, though, they come with a shout and a cracked voice.]

You- You can't just do that!

[dereban]

[ What a stupidly cute reaction. ]

Hm? Why not? Did you not like it?

[guileturncoat]

Of course not! I'm supposed to be the one sweeping everyone off their feet, not the other way around!

[Things Doezai is not ready to admit to yet: he actually has some pretty compelling bottom energy.]

[dereban]

Ah, is that so. . .

[ She leans in a little closer, brushing a strand of hair over her ear as she lowers her voice to a mere whisper. ]

Then let me see you try a little harder.

[guileturncoat]

[See, that's the fatal flaw. Because seeing Inaba like that flusters him more, and he takes the instruction to 'sweep her off her feet' literally. And just fukken. Picks her up.

And then hobbles like two steps over to the couch before promptly dropping her and eating shit against the floor, bouncing his head off the couch as he falls. He managed to trip over his own dumb feet.]

[dereban]

[ Oh my god.

She finds herself surprised the moment he picks her up and even more so when... that happens and that's enough for her to look over him with traces of concern in her eyes. ]

Um, are you. . . okay?

[guileturncoat]

Leave me here to die....

[Said face down into the carpet with as much shame as it deserves.]

[dereban]

You stupid idiot. Here, let me help you up.

[ She moves a little bit to put her hand out for him to grab. Please let her pull him up onto the couch. ]

[guileturncoat]

[He is dead weight right now.]

Nooooo, I gotta grow mushrooms here on the floor now....

[dereban]

I can't believe you. You try and impress someone and then subsequently ate shit.

I haven't seen someone eat that much crap since—

[ And that's when she stops herself, midsentence in sudden realization. ]

Ugh.