scp r4 ♥ dazai catch-all

[dereban]

[ blanket cw for suicidal ideation ]

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[guileturncoat]

As soon as the Foundation finds that missing world-hopping SCP and bullies him into doing it for them.

[dereban]

[ Her mouth opens for a second and her eyes widen in shock before her lips form a thin line. ]

That's not going to happen.

[guileturncoat]

Oh?

[Suddenly he seems very interested in what Inaba has to say.]

Have you met him before?

[dereban]

It's not really that much of a secret, but-- yes. Briefly.

[guileturncoat]

Maybe it should be a secret. There's people watching this game who would be quite interested in what you have to say about him.

[dereban]

I don't have much to say besides what Syazel gave Mayuri and what I saw of him on the day he was almost captured.

[. . .]

But why are you telling me this, anyway?

[guileturncoat]

Because you asked. And because you seem to know more than you let on.

[dereban]

Just because I asked doesn't mean you had to answer, Dazai.

[guileturncoat]

You're right, I don't.

[Hm. What game is he playing, exactly?]

[dereban]

. . . Then why tell me at all? What's the point? You honestly shouldn't care if I blabbed outside of this room.

[guileturncoat]

Even if you don't understand right now, I have a reason for all that I do.

[dereban]

. . . Atsushi was right about you.

[guileturncoat]

That fluff-brain is never right about me. He said my tastes in clothes was terrible.

[dereban]

[ She frowns and she raises her hand and then shakes her head, deciding against it. ]

Well, I will concede that your coat isn't entirely terrible. But I honestly don't think that you're the bad person that you're trying to make yourself out to be.

[guileturncoat]

How dare you insult my evil villain skills!

[dereban]

Because you're not the evil villain here! Not even close!!

[guileturncoat]

Hmm...I guess you're right, I'm more like a mid-boss or something.

[dereban]

Mid-boss, huh. I honestly don't want to fight you, though.

[guileturncoat]

But you have to beat the mid-boss to get to the final boss!

[dereban]

You can beat a boss without fighting them. Because this isn't an RPG, it's real life.

[guileturncoat]

Or is it just fantasy?

[Derailing with Queen is a go. ]

[dereban]

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

[ Yes, she is singing that line. Yes, she has a decent singing voice. ]

[guileturncoat]

[Yeah uh.

They can just get that singing part right out of here.

Inaba might notice that Dazai's singing voice doesn't sound quite the same as Miyano's, though. It's close, but not exactly right. Maybe the fact that Dazai doesn't usually sing has something to do with it?]

[dereban]

[ she snorts after it's over ]

You're a fucking nerd.

[guileturncoat]

You're one to talk, you sang too!

[But look how happy this dumb boy is.]