scp r4 ♥ dazai catch-all

[dereban]

[ blanket cw for suicidal ideation ]

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[guileturncoat]

I'm always up for a bet.

[dereban]

Winner makes the loser do one thing as long as it has nothing to do with injuring someone else or killing?

[guileturncoat]

[HMM...]

How many rounds won does it take to constitute a 'victory'?

[dereban]

Two out of three?

[guileturncoat]

Alright, sounds fair. And each 'round' is each of us giving an answer while the other guesses.

[Game on!]

Ladies first.

[dereban]

. . . Alright.

I use a Macintosh laptop. I'm the youngest in my family. I've received a really terrible quiz score before.

Which one is it?

[guileturncoat]

[Wow rude, giving the hard ones here.]

Last one. You seem like too much of a braniac to fail a quiz.

[dereban]

Bzzt! That one was true. It was the first one that was a lie.

[guileturncoat]

I still can't believe you actually got a bad grade!

[Now he has to think of some tough ones, if only to keep the game even.]

I'm an only child, I'm 100% Japanese, and I like to play video games.

[dereban]

There's a story to that one, actually. . .

This is a hard one, though. A toss up between two options-- let's go with the first one there.

[guileturncoat]

Nope! I am indeed an only child.

[dereban]

Was it the second one, then?

[guileturncoat]

[He smiles.]

75%. My father's father is an American.

[dereban]

Huh. That's pretty interesting. Is that why you responded to me in English instead of Japanese?

[...]

Actually, were you born in Japan or here?

[guileturncoat]

No, I can speak Japanese fine. But I speak it with an accent, and I knew it would give me away if I tried.

I was born here in America.

[dereban]

What state?

[guileturncoat]

We're getting sidetracked, Inaba-san. The score is tied, and it's your turn.

[dereban]

Ah, that's true. . .

[ Her interest is still there, but best not to deal with that right now. ]

I've been a guy before. I don't remember my first kiss. My first crush was Atsushi-- to specify, the one that isn't here.

[guileturncoat]

Third one. Atsushi-kun is a good boy, but I would not be surprised to hear that you had a crush before him.

[dereban]

You're right about that.

I'm surprised you believe the first two, though.

[guileturncoat]

There's enough SCPs around here that do weird things, I can see genderswapping happen. And as for the first kiss, the amnesia drugs the Foundation uses can be pretty effective.

[dereban]

Maybe I should consider myself lucky that neither of those happened here.

Anyway, it's your turn now.

[guileturncoat]

[That just raises further questions about Inaba's world.]

I can speak three languages, I have a girlfriend, and I didn't finish high school.

[dereban]

[ PLEASE ASK HER ABOUT IT. . . .


squints

at him

with much scrutiny because if she gets this wrong he wins

(she is absolutely going to get this wrong or else i'll die laughing) ]

The. . . third one?

[ INABA WHY AREN'T YOU GOING FOR THE POTENTIALLY OBVIOUS SECOND ONE ]

[guileturncoat]

[SMILE SMILE]

I've been at the Foundation for years, and they don't exactly value our education here. So nope, I haven't finished high school.

...though actually at this point I could probably just take the GED exam and pass it.