scp r4 ♥ dazai catch-all

[dereban]

[ blanket cw for suicidal ideation ]

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[guileturncoat]

[MUCH BETTER]

Ah, hello Inaba-san! What brings you here today?

[dereban]

Do I really need a particular reason to show up?

[ Although she is definitely stepping inside the room, even if her hair is still a little wet. ]

[guileturncoat]

[Come on in, then.]

No, but it would be pretty boring to just sit around and do nothing.

[dereban]

You're right that it'd be boring if we just did nothing. . . so, how about we play a game?

[guileturncoat]

What kind of game?

[dereban]

Hmm.

[ Good question.

What kind of game should she play? ]

Two truths and a lie. Are you up for it?

[guileturncoat]

I suppose. I might win though, since you know nothing about the real me.

[dereban]

You want to make that a bet, then? If you're so confident.

[guileturncoat]

I'm always up for a bet.

[dereban]

Winner makes the loser do one thing as long as it has nothing to do with injuring someone else or killing?

[guileturncoat]

[HMM...]

How many rounds won does it take to constitute a 'victory'?

[dereban]

Two out of three?

[guileturncoat]

Alright, sounds fair. And each 'round' is each of us giving an answer while the other guesses.

[Game on!]

Ladies first.

[dereban]

. . . Alright.

I use a Macintosh laptop. I'm the youngest in my family. I've received a really terrible quiz score before.

Which one is it?

[guileturncoat]

[Wow rude, giving the hard ones here.]

Last one. You seem like too much of a braniac to fail a quiz.

[dereban]

Bzzt! That one was true. It was the first one that was a lie.

[guileturncoat]

I still can't believe you actually got a bad grade!

[Now he has to think of some tough ones, if only to keep the game even.]

I'm an only child, I'm 100% Japanese, and I like to play video games.

[dereban]

There's a story to that one, actually. . .

This is a hard one, though. A toss up between two options-- let's go with the first one there.

[guileturncoat]

Nope! I am indeed an only child.

[dereban]

Was it the second one, then?

[guileturncoat]

[He smiles.]

75%. My father's father is an American.

[dereban]

Huh. That's pretty interesting. Is that why you responded to me in English instead of Japanese?

[...]

Actually, were you born in Japan or here?

[guileturncoat]

No, I can speak Japanese fine. But I speak it with an accent, and I knew it would give me away if I tried.

I was born here in America.

[dereban]

What state?

[guileturncoat]

We're getting sidetracked, Inaba-san. The score is tied, and it's your turn.